i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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