No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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