Fuck appropriateness.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
