Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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