I'm gonna have a badass scar
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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