now i know why i became what i already was.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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