Well douche your snatch and let's go!
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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