VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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