Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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