Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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