You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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