Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
All I want is dick and wine.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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