Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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