**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
you made out with another girl for some wings
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