: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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