You're so nebulous sometimes
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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