At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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