do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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