Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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