; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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