If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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