This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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