watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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