Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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