i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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