Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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