a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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