so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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