actually, I'm a sock model
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
The ass gains better be worth it
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