Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
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