Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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