R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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