I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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