Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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