i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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