I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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