Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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