After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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