p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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