just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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