i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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