i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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