I CAN MOONWALK!
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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