You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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