Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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