there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!