Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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