He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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