i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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