Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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