he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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