remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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