Where is the hickey?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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