Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Randomize
