Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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