Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just gargled with NyQuil
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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