Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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